She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
These tits shall not be calmed
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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