she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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