Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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