His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
you made out with another girl for some wings
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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