Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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