Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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