i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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