There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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