so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
there was a trapeze. enough said
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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