Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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