I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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