thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
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I need you to use more vowels.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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