We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
His nipple licking is glorious
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