He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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