ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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