C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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