like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Randomize
