Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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