Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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