to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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