is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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