I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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