He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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