Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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