talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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