Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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