i just wanna soil my oats bro
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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