do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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