normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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