You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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