yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
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