better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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