Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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