The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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