Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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