Cold hands, warm shart.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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