walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
third nipple confirmed
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
