i will never coherently bang her
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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