check it out our google latitudes are spooning
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
