on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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