Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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Oh Jesus.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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