Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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