Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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