its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
He passed out mid-signature
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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