My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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