We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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