It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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