Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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