I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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