I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I have post one night stand depression
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